Pick the right apartment!!!!!
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam, Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home....
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large....
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady
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A man was walking his doberman pinscer one day and he ran into a man who was walking a chihuahua. The two began to talk and instantly became good friends. So much so that the man with the doberman asked the other man if he wanted to have lunch.
"Are you kidding me?", said the man with the chihuahua, "They wont let us bring our dogs into that restaurant."
"No problem", said the man with the doberman, "Just do what I do."
The man with the doberman then proceeded to go in to the restaurant. As he approached, he put a pair of dark sunglasses on.
When he entered the hostess immediately stopped him. "Can I help you?", she asked.
"Yes, I would like to have lunch. Can you please get me a table."
"I am sorry, perhaps you didn t notice the sign on the way in. We do not allow pets in this restaurant."
"Oh no, you don t understand.", said the man with the doberman, "This is my guide dog. I have to take him with me everywhere I go."
"What? I didn t know they were using dobermans for guide dogs."
"Oh yes. They make fine guides dogs for blind people. Now may I have a seat please."
When the man with the chihuahu heard how the other man had got his table he figured why not, and he went in with his dog.
When he entered the hostess immediately stopped him. "Can I help you?", she asked.
"Yes, I would like to have lunch. May I have a table please?"
"I am sorry, perhaps you didn t notice the sign on the way in. We do not allow pets in this restaurant."
"Oh no, you don t understand.", said the man with the chihuahua, "This is my guide dog. I have to take him with me everywhere I go."
"Oh yeh" (says the sceptical) hostess - "I didn t know they were using chihuahua for guide dogs."
"WHAT?!! , the bastards !!!! They gave me a chihuahua???!!!!!!!!!"
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Torben Helbo